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Dear Super PAC Super Members,

Hi there. I’m Jon. It looks like I’m running this thing now. All the details are in the press release below. Quick question: does anybody know where the key to the Super PAC bathroom is?

Thanks,

Jon Stewart
President Pro Tem
Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow

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From a letter to contributors to the AMERICANS FOR A BETTER TOMORROW, TOMORROW SUPER PAC, which I got in my Inbox at exactly 12:03 AM today.

Heh.

(via inothernews)